Rewarding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21

Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.

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maa_rico 4

But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........

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Thunderstruck14 30

OP's wife is just disrespecting him by trying to make him do stuff to 'earn' sex. Sex isn't something you earn unless you're saving up for a prostitute.

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brazilianboy804 4

Damn op:( sorry bro, but you better start

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AlexCanada77 13

Create a points system for a conversation or basic favors.

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AlexCanada77 13

Tighten all the lids on jars and create a points system for that.

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dccomics94 12

I agree with #490. Don't just pack up and leave, but just talk it out, don't let her walk all over you.

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withered 30

To me this is an obvious response to him walking over her. You think someone makes up this bullshit because their partner does their part of the chores? And to top it all off it would seem he isn't even good at sex if she doesn't want to have it. Not to mention I guess it's the only thing he cares about.

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mvdude 4

Your marriage is really messed up if this isn't a joke.

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Kermy1113 23

I couldn't do that to mine, I love the sex too much ?

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