Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
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tigerbabe15 0

Aww poor teddy bear did he get hurt?

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robc32ca 4

Teddy couldn't take it any longer and jumped.

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ikickgingers 15

Your life long friend (Teddy bear) even told you to jump. Cut that ******.

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aliadnan708 6

That's funny/messed up! Poor Teddy bear tho

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well you talk to teddy bears but you're old enough for these kinds of issues....... I'm just kidding, seriously you should call a hotline

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gracer_fml 0

I've noticed you comment an awful lot, and either people ignore your comments or they're blocked because people said they were negative. Perhaps you should find something else to do besides comment on FML?

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bizarre_ftw 21

I had a migraine yesterday, FML was taking my mind off it

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gracer_fml 0

So you comment incessantly? All right, whatever floats your boat...

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mrahhhhh 21

This obviously means you should fall head over heels in love with someone else. Yeah, go with that reason.

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linette5683 8

lol only if it was that easy after a break up.

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nc21690 19

That sucks but pretty weird what happened to your teddy bear..............

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lindseyluvszac 4

Your an emotional wreck, stop thinking too hard into things

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laden_swallow09 34

151- I have been, and I'd say exactly the same thing. Emotions are overwhelming and the mind isn't thinking clearly just after a nasty breakup. When the mind isn't thinking clearly, it leads to regretful and even dangerous decisions. Ever hear that rule that you shouldn't go grocery shopping while you're hungry? You start buying impulsively to try to sate that need in your life. OP's going through something like that, by a factor of ten. So yes, OP SHOULDN'T look too far into things. When I first read the post, I figured the FML was the realization that she was pouring her heart out to an inanimate object when it'd be more constructive to talk with someone else, as in, another human being and garner some feedback.

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