Animals: RIP - FML

RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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By Traumatized cat owner - 23/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 04:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I saw my cat lying in the bathroom. A few seconds later, I noticed that he looked like he was dead. After going into a panic and quickly running to make sure he was okay, he woke up and glared at me. Later, he was sleeping in the exact same position, and I once again though he was dead. This cat, I swear… FML

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By Harbinger of feline death - 06/12/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I visited a friend's house, where I found out he has a trio of very friendly cats in his yard. After playing with them for a bit, I went inside. An hour later, my friend informed me that one of them had died. None of them were showing any signs of being near death. I'm sad and confused. FML

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Ew. - 09/04/2012 15:22 - United Kingdom

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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my_usagi 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:01

awwwww that's horrible

sammieInsanityy 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 12:00

Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:04

Wow, that sucks. I'm sorry.

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:05

To the 300 and counting people who clicked "YDI": I'm sad to inform you that you're all sociopaths.

asherah14 7

Thursday 23 February 2012 5:36

I hope the YDI voters voted that because the cat was outside. The great outdoors has countless risks for animals (cars, disease, chemicals, etc). It's my personal belief pet owners are supposed to take care of the animal and keep it safe from harm.

David_knie 2

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:17

LOLOLOLOLOL

DisappearingRose 18

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:18

Who wakes up in the morning feeling great? I sure don't.

kaileigh10 2

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:18

YDI for letting your cat go outside!!!

peachdoll 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 23:52

WTF that's awful!

lmfaofunny123 0

Friday 8 April 2011 0:02

good morning mommy:)

cbizkitten 0

Friday 8 April 2011 0:53

Awww may you kitty RIP

nond2nv 4

Friday 8 April 2011 1:02

Wait.... Australia isn't is Europe?! fuuuuuuuuu

lilcc86 0

Friday 8 April 2011 1:04

Get up and throw it in the trash. If you really cared about your stupid cat you would have taken better care of it

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