Risky comeback
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore
This came off of twitter....
Boys who constantly use the "sammich or kitchen comments" wonder why they are single and never get laid.
I will often use those lines. I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years. I have friends who, frankly, could be considered manwhores who will often use those lines. Plot twist.
The truths is: For all the people who said what OP said, just remember, a women would most likely be in a kitchen than in your bedroom.
Funny as hell, but you deserved ever ounce of your punishment!
I bet she bitch slapped the dumb outta you!
The kitchen is also where the knives are kept.
You absolutely deserved it..
Don't be rude to the important people in your life - Mom & Dad are at the top of the list.
I'm sure you went to clean your room in complete silence then, huh? YDI
How could she hit you, what a douche!!
Off topic: that is such a gorgeous horse!! I have 4 :) 2 Arabians 2 crossbreeds. I accept my thumbs down.
#70...are you serious with that comparison?! It's a parents job to discipline - as a parent it's on you to make sure your kids grows up to be a good person. Children need discipline, not adults. Your argument isn't even valid.
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You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?
Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!