Risky comeback

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 416
You deserved it 127 600

Top comments

You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?

Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!

Comments

That's EXACTLY what you get!.....Talkin' to your momma like you crazy....What's wrong with you Foo? Lol

That whole argument aside of whether hitting kids is good discipline, this wasn't exactly discipline; OP, who's no longer a toddler or child I assume, insulted his mother, and she hit him. If it was meant as discipline, I doubt it'd be the hardest that OP's ever been hit, since usually parents just lightly slap their kids so it stings, but doesn't actually damage them. (I used to think that my mom hit me really hard, until I actually got punched by someone.) And I'm sure OP now knows not to tell his mom to go to the kitchen, so I say it worked.

Sober1128 9

Good job, Mom! WTG! YDI for being an ass and disrespecting your mother. Seriously. Beyond that you deserve it for reinforcing a stereotype that is degrading.

That's hilarious, but you totally deserved getting hit.

titibug823 11

I would've hit you too! Don't ever make jokes like that to any woman... Hope you learned your lesson. YDI.

You're an ass wow you totally deserved that

I don't see how anyone has clicked 'FML'. You totally deserved it.

NagainaFier 16

It's probably the 13 year olds who get pissed when Mommy and Daddy don't let them smoke in the house.

cmb8280 24

I would like to high five your mother. YDI for being an insolent little shit.

Ha ha ha... You had it coming... Now go clean your room and also some extra chores.. then with flowers in your hand, apologize to your mother and explain to her how inappropriate you were and apologize!