Cars, Accident and Transportation: Road rage

Road rage

By Broke - 28/05/2012 09:38 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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You deserved it 31 925

By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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You deserved it 20 866

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 233

By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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You deserved it 1 777

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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You deserved it 6 251

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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You deserved it 2 836

Parked out

By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 20:41 - Canada

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

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You deserved it 5 071

Insurance fraud

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 20:02 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML

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You deserved it 1 966

By backwardsinlife - 05/10/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

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You deserved it 45 587

StanSmith_fml 9

Monday 28 May 2012 16:20

Good thing you threw his ass to the curb, like any good fml should end.

Finnick_fml 12

Monday 28 May 2012 16:21

at least you had the sense to dump his immature ass :)

Comments

hewro_failure 11

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:44

Wtf your ex is a dipshit and he better be paying for the repairs whether it's just the deductible for the car insurance or the thing all together

Coffeebang 17

Tuesday 29 May 2012 1:12

You go girl

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:14

Well beyond everything, may I say, congrats on dumping the dumbass!

mfayem 15

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:17

Glad you dumped his stupid ass. I know too many girls that would has kept him around after much worse things.

Lludes 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:17

To all who is talking about Zimmerman.....this so called "child" was 17 years almost an adult. He wasn't so innocent as the media portrays. He was living in Fl because his mother sent him for being kicked out of two school back home. I agree Zimmerman probably shouldn't have approached or followed him. The kid attacked him and he was defending himself. He was carrying a gun legally. I also think is appalling that his mother is trying to profit from her son's death!

doctorhook86 24

Tuesday 29 May 2012 2:44

128 - It doesn't matter if Hitler himself is walking down the street, that doesn't give anybody the right to shoot him without provocation. Zimmerman decided to appoint himself as neighborhood watchman, then wandered around with a gun looking for trouble. And then shot an unarmed 17-year old kid. Zimmerman's not a cop. He didn't have the right to take the law into his own hands. Captain America would NOT approve.