Cars, Accident and Transportation: Road rage

Road rage

By Broke - 28/05/2012 09:38 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 410

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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You deserved it 31 925

By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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You deserved it 20 866

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 233

By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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You deserved it 1 777

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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You deserved it 6 251

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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You deserved it 2 836

Parked out

By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 20:41 - Canada

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

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You deserved it 5 071

Insurance fraud

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 20:02 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML

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You deserved it 1 966

By backwardsinlife - 05/10/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML

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You deserved it 45 587

StanSmith_fml 9

Monday 28 May 2012 16:20

Good thing you threw his ass to the curb, like any good fml should end.

Finnick_fml 12

Monday 28 May 2012 16:21

at least you had the sense to dump his immature ass :)

Comments

MrArmy 1

Monday 28 May 2012 21:17

When I put my car in drive I expect for it to stay there unless I change gears. No one should have to worry about it nor expect to keep checking what gear it is in becoause of some dumbass passenger.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 28 May 2012 21:50

That's to #87, I assume?

MrArmy 1

Monday 28 May 2012 23:11

Yes

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 28 May 2012 21:32

Executed like a true dumbass. This should be on World's Dumbest Driver. Except for everyone's sake let's hope he's not really a driver.

Daederoth 10

Monday 28 May 2012 21:45

Good for you, for dumping him. Before he gets you killed with his stupidity.

RobManB 4

Monday 28 May 2012 21:46

I used to do the same thing, but only put it in neutral, not reverse. Neutral is classic every time

justin574 6

Monday 28 May 2012 21:59

YDI how the hell did you not notice that?! you're unfit to be behind the wheel.

strawberrydreams 18

Tuesday 29 May 2012 7:59

You're unfit to be behind a computer.

wubbazugg 5

Monday 28 May 2012 22:01

If anything, I'll put it in neutral... No harm done lol

isamisis 9

Monday 28 May 2012 22:12

Time to take the axe to your ex-boyfriend and make him suffer

Arrawyn 12

Monday 28 May 2012 23:59

What a dick, good for you, kicking him out

Mercury03 13

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:31

Yes with all this rock solid witness testimony we can totally tell exactly what happened. Let's fight over it now? FYI I lean neither way before you trolls go spinning my words.

Eiregal2 10

Tuesday 29 May 2012 0:33

good lord,he could have really hurt someone. I'm only learning to drive now but the power behind the wheel and the big difference a twist of that or turn of that always amazes me. it's a bit scary too.