Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
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shift_love 13

You should have offered them a poison apple or something and plays the part of the haggard villain

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RealReasons 0

H-How?! By the way tell them that Santa isn't real.

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LaughinStock 16

Wouldn't they beat his ass even more for that?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Brace yourself, 16. 82 is coming for you.

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BunchieRules 31

#62 Exactly! Telling children Santa isn't real makes them believe they can do anything they want without being punished. Except by their parents, which they often don't consider :P

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kaikai234 4

How weak are you that you couldn't defend yourself from 6 year olds, I mean I nothing else you should be able to run faster than them. Ydi

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah, because hitting someone else's kids is perfectly acceptable in our society.

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Fishinaddict22 1

I'm with 17, what did they do? Just lay there and take it? At the very least they could have ran... Noone is saying go hulk on them, as hillarious as that would be lol!! But seriously, they are six...

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SirJamin 4

Yeah if your getting savagely beaten then that's when you start to push.

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j_cat187 19

So your going to tell your friends you got mugged 6 cholos, mercilessly beating up four of them untill you took a bat to the back of the head?

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OneLittleAdditio 9

maybe they were very strong adult midgets!

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dancinwookie 21

That's what I was thinking! A motorcycle gang of midgets rolling into town kicking ass and taking names. The Disney princess masks were just to throw OP, and the police, off their tail. Genius plan.

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thenewlautner 4

yeah, I saw them. cinderella knows mixed martial arts!

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noYOUdo2much 0

Now you know how the Brothers Grimm feel.

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hapetreefriend 1

Dem Disney princes will **** you up!

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SliceOfCake 9

Did I miss the part of the FML where the little girls switched genders?

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