Intimacy: Roleplay

Roleplay

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 12:36 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

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By cad515 - 07/07/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML

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By nuns aren’t sexy - 07/05/2019 02:00

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with some kinky role play. I chose a sexy naughty nun's outfit, complete with head cover, thigh-high stockings and crotchless panties. I guess my outfit was a little too convincing, because he couldn’t get it up. Thanks Catholic guilt. FML

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Whatever floats your boat

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:48 - France - Belloy-en-france

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly, and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Cut it out

By uhhggggg - 02/01/2010 17:16 - France

Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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You tried!

By Noname - 15/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

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Contempt

By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 21:46 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Tuzla

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML

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The best laid plans…

By A drunk walks into a bar and says NO SEX TONIGHT - 22/07/2022 16:00

Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML

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By too good - 24/10/2014 10:54 - United Kingdom - Dartford

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

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By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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flockz 19

Tuesday 16 October 2012 19:03

i think if you would have just come out and started speaking ****, you wouldn't be having this problem.

TrueTriage 16

Tuesday 16 October 2012 18:59

Honestly I would've done the same thing as your boyfriend. It just sounds a little overboard good try though!

Comments

dlas 5

Saturday 20 October 2012 21:19

Your fault russian female spies are always Natasha (-; but Nice try wish my spy would dó that

brhodes_09 1

Sunday 21 October 2012 3:38

**** that I'd made him do his own laundry

thingshappen_ 0

Wednesday 24 October 2012 14:03

If u want u cud cum be my russian spy... ; )

infamousboi 1

Friday 9 November 2012 12:20

That's ******* hilarious!! I'd react the same way!! Except I'd still attempt sex if I could stop laughing!

deanjks 6

Tuesday 1 January 2013 3:52

Even i can't stop laughing! Hahahaa

TheMystery13 13

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:42

Jesus, did you REALLY think that wasn't gonna b ethe result?! On the bright side, you could sell that line to a cheap **** studio and make some cash!

Momo_Moonlight 25

Monday 4 February 2013 19:19

This made me lol. But I understand that you're embarrassed.

Krystal3408 32

Friday 9 August 2013 11:55

Oh that sounds like overacting

castielnovak 13

Wednesday 24 December 2014 0:44

That's pretty adorable, actually. Sorry it didn't work how you expected, but at least you still made him happy by laughing!

MFcoffee 12

Tuesday 30 December 2014 0:52

YDI for being so damn funny hahaha

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Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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