Roleplay

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 12:36 - United States - Battle Creek

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Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
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flockz 19

i think if you would have just come out and started speaking ****, you wouldn't be having this problem.

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TrueTriage 16

Honestly I would've done the same thing as your boyfriend. It just sounds a little overboard good try though!

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subterra 7

F$&ck him. His loss. Move on to someone who will appreciate your efforts, and who can do their frickin' laundry.

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mrcoolguy555 3

That's a great line! Should've stuck with the role-play and tied him up or chloroformed him for not cooperating.

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linx468 8

He's probably gay. How the **** could a straight male not be aroused by a Russian girl in lingerie, and laugh?

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Dusty_Busters 15

Haha that's hella funny.

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carminecris89 13

That's impressive effort. It's kinda of funny but still sexy. He's a dick. After that kind of rejection the last thing you should do is his laundry.

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sandinthewaves 5

That's comedy gold

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robberry 11

Guess you need to brush up on your Russian.

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