Roleplay

By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 12:36 - United States - Battle Creek

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Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 092
You deserved it 20 576

Same thing different taste

Top comments

flockz 19

i think if you would have just come out and started speaking ****, you wouldn't be having this problem.

Honestly I would've done the same thing as your boyfriend. It just sounds a little overboard good try though!

Comments

What the hell Natalia? How dare you try to sleep with this capitalist pig! This is punishable by death...snoo-snoo awaits in Russia.

lsfactor 4

You should've been La Femme Cockita. Then you would've been in business. There's always next time lol

Austyn57 1

dam thats ****** sexy guess he couldnt take it

Hahaha funny shit lmfao sorry its funny but he shulda keept it going

natasha here.come in fearless leader.mission acomplished.tied up moose and strangled squirrel.over

The_F3rris 11

Id probably laugh too. The two languages thing is corny more than it is sexy. Something youd see in a bad porno.

noisebox 1

Don't feel bad you avoided Golden Rod banging at your back door!

deathbydaniel 9

And what would have led you to think this was a good idea?

caramels55 6

That's the best you can do to seduce him? Wow.

demo29 0

thats not bad,good try! hecis a jerk for ditching u... u should ditch him!