Intimacy: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML

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Same thing different taste

By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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Starfire22 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:41

What a jerk! Sorry OP, hopefully you'll find someone who will appreciate you for yourself not sex :(

finndizzle 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:50

putting your faith in god has nothing to do withthe fact that he pumped n dumped her. iIt has everything to do with that guy is an ass hole

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a9536s432 0

Monday 1 March 2010 2:04

personaly i think that you shouldnt have sex befor marridge and im not even a teenager yet haha but that does suck .oh and to all the ass holes out there that say they took some bodys viginidy they are wrong it is given thats also to cris brown

Kesler_17 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 18:03

What. The. ****.

delefranceman 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 4:35

you put the period at the end before the quotation mark.

Ironhand33 0

Monday 19 April 2010 5:36

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa.

Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

Wednesday 21 April 2010 19:20

that's sad =L

that_hurt_girl10 0

Friday 21 May 2010 20:12

What an ass-cork. That's so mean. I hope he falls in love and the girl breaks his heart.

jesijon 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 9:50

Damn...what a wad...

sowaaa 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 22:01

i would of cut that ***** bollocks off and stuffed them in his mouth. How old are you btw?

chelzy 0

Friday 25 June 2010 11:53

kill him. then have sex with his sister. if she's lesbian.

linkalipski_fml 6

Tuesday 10 August 2010 11:57

Hang in there girl !! And don't worry you not the only one to have crapy first time so forget about it and next time, try and pick a better one ;) Life got strange way to let us understand it's hard but know u'll know. belive me, men can be worse so Hakuna Matata ;) also you can't kill him and don't want to sleep with his sis but you can make his life a bit miserable for a while by telling everyone (especially girls) u know related to him ... if got Facebook, make sure it's big on his page and all ... haha