Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
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Starfire22 5

What a jerk! Sorry OP, hopefully you'll find someone who will appreciate you for yourself not sex :(

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finndizzle 0

putting your faith in god has nothing to do withthe fact that he pumped n dumped her. iIt has everything to do with that guy is an ass hole

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fairywench 0

totally made up. girls don't have an ****** the first time they have sex. but thank you for playing, here's a lovely parting gift, and do try again.

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raelynn00 4

it's not that hard to figure out they didn't use a condom and he pulled out

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Little late, but both of you are ignorant. 1) where the **** did you learn that girls can't ****** their first time, cause that's not true. They can, although sometimes they don't because nerves and pain can make it uncomfortable, but with proper lubrication and positioning, they certainly can ****** their first time. Girls ********** and ****** before their first time, why would you think this ability would suddenly stop when they first start having sex? 2) Where did you get that they didn't use a condom? If the girl is really wet and there's a lot of lubrication, it would leave a wet spot, even with a condom. It's really not that hard to get fluids on the bed from sex, unless you're having really dry, shitty sex.

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kristidgranger 3

well at least u won't be stuck with him right?

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Whateveerrr 0

is the wet patch thing supposed to be lily allen's song lyric. " oh i lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed, im feeling pretty damn hard done by i spent ages giving head" cause if it is. lily allen is the ******* best. she won a brit award last night for best female solo artist! so ******* proud of her. but yeah your story i dont get it, i just like the wet patch bit, cause it reminded me of lily allen. **** yeeahhh boiiiii (y)

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Opinionated59 0

I feel really bad 4 u :S tho i dont think all men r dicks, i just think they r all cluelesssss...

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iraqagainfuck 0

lol says the clueless fuckface I really do hate people sterotyping men all the time just because they have had "bad experiences with one or two" again **** you clueless as hole

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Cloudberry 10

How can you be clueless as hole...? Like being so clueless they're a hole?

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m13j 0

wow. what a dick. oh, and rent some ****

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Skankkk 0

What a knob! Dw about it chick, clearly he's a twat and only interested in having 'good' sex. You should be pleased he dumped you, caus why would you want a guy like that? You'll find someone who treats you with respect and loves you for who you are :) x

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frankiefan 0

YDI for losing it to a dick. (so to speak)

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