Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 567
You deserved it 4 529

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What a jerk! Sorry OP, hopefully you'll find someone who will appreciate you for yourself not sex :(

putting your faith in god has nothing to do withthe fact that he pumped n dumped her. iIt has everything to do with that guy is an ass hole

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MaoKittyMaoMao 6

Don't worry. One day he'll make the same mistake with a girl who really loves him (not saying that you didn't) who also doubles as a crazy psycho who will frame him for rape of which he will be jailed in the biggest, baddest, jailhouse you couldn't even imagine up because it would cause you to seizure. But anyway, he'll get locked up and have a cell-mate named, Tiny. Tiny will want to get revenge on your behalf because he knows he's the biggest douche on the planet at this moment and wait until it's shower time and rape him in the ass with a fresh bar of soap and once he's got the whole thing in he'll kick him while he's down and tell him to sleep in the wet patch, and your ex will bust out crying, wishing he was better to you and was still in your arms, sleeping in the wet patch you generously offered.

No guys says "oh and I'm dumping you." I'm thinking fake...

wet patch? hmm can't say that's happened to me before :S

PhishloverA 14

Did you ever tell him you were a virgin? Cause he probably assumed you weren't. Either way you're better off, it's obvious he just wanted you for sex

everyone knows it's not up to you to perform. You sad shouldve been the one to dump him.

yzzami 17

This is why you make them wait a long time. If they think you're worth waiting for, they're a keeper

sugarbear0727 19

That sucks. What a dick. He just wanted some before the relationship was over. :/