Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Okay, you're divorced now. Okay, you're paying alimony now. Okay, you're a cougar now. Okay, you're dead now. Okay, you're a zombie now.

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dyingstart 0

At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

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jimbobo 0

asperger's syndrome maybe? Maybe he's just stating the obvious?

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arienh4 0

That's insulting, we actually have common sense, you know. If I wanted to get married I wouldn't state it this way. Don't misuse a word like that.

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Polionixon 2

ok...... this guy just sounds like a creepier did anyone else picture a half retarded guy in your head while reading this? lol i did... maybe i'm just weird hahahahhahaha. No but really this guy does sorta sound controlling who does that?

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sublime93 0

Your gonna get married, sounds like you really like him, so what's the problem? Doesn't sound like you're complaining, sounds more like you're just saying facts.

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lexy88 0

yeah....you're an idiot. this is why your gender is the less intelligent one. since this is how it works, i guess i'll go pull the same thing on some random girl today. i mean she won't have a choice and won't refuse because this is what your gender likes.

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jeanine_fml 0

What do you base your claims off of? I know it's not the fact that women statistically consistently score higher than men do on IQ tests. It can be said that blanket statements are a sign of ignorance and a mind that only sees things the way what it wants to see them.

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plexico 3

I think it is a mark of Sooner Pride that your boyfriend begins every sentence with your state's postal abbreviation.

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2FrackinRight 0

Get out now while you can. Guy's a controlling tool.

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kukopia 0

Correct response: Yep, we're engaged now. You're gonna drop all your immature friends now. You're gonna get a real haircut now. You're gonna get me a nicer ring now. You're gonna pay for a big, fancy wedding now. You're gonna stop listening to your crap music and we're gonna only listen to my music now. You're gonna get a mini-van now. You're gonna get me a nice house with a white picket fence now.

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