Injury, Romantic and Love: Romance isn't dead

Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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I'M SORRY!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2023 04:00

Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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flinkpamingo 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:21

Well, welcome to a glimpse of your future with him. You don't laugh at someone you care about when they are hurt. Especially when it"s something you caused. He is NOT worth the effort.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:53

Wait, so you were bleeding for two hours and you didn't think to go to a doctor?

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lolfest 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:42

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1ParanoidAndroid 7

Monday 14 September 2009 4:52

Yeah cheeks are soft, but she said cheek BONE. It's not like noses are hard to break.

cassie0383 0

Monday 14 September 2009 5:49

get over it, its funny, find some humor in it. ****.

slag_ 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:22

great excuse to get a nose job....if you have an ugly nose ;]

ImASupergirl03 0

Monday 14 September 2009 16:06

If he hurt you like that, even by accident, and did nothing but laugh to see you in pain instead of helping you, that is a good warning sign of a potential abuser. Leave his ass.

Finnboghi 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:00

Wow... Looks like someone took the sex ed class on domestic abuse too seriously. But really, I would laugh too. So would my girlfriend. But 2 hours is ridiculous, you should have gone to the doctor. Or you're lying to make your boyfriend seem worse than he is.

ephelix 0

Monday 14 September 2009 18:19

I don't think this is legit. How can you bleed for two hours? If the person was smart enough, they'd have called the ambulance.. "If a nosebleed persists for more than half an hour or is the result of serious trauma such as a blow to the face, however, the patient should seek professional medical attention."

thejesterr 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:51

YDI for making this about you.

teiso_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 12:56

He probably laughed out of tension rather than being actually amused, and at himself and the situation than at you. I laugh when I'm tense all the time. It gets me into trouble as much of the time, too, because people think I'm not taking the situation seriously. I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it. Sucks about your nose but it'll get better. In the meantime, you have a new story to tell people.