Injury, Romantic and Love: Romance isn't dead

Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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I'M SORRY!

By Anonymous - 25/08/2023 04:00

Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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flinkpamingo 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:21

Well, welcome to a glimpse of your future with him. You don't laugh at someone you care about when they are hurt. Especially when it"s something you caused. He is NOT worth the effort.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:53

Wait, so you were bleeding for two hours and you didn't think to go to a doctor?

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whoredior 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:22

He doesn't respect you if all he can do is laugh about it first thing. Yeah, it may be funny later. But firstly, he should be concerned about you. Get a new boyfriend.

flinkpamingo 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:21

Well, welcome to a glimpse of your future with him. You don't laugh at someone you care about when they are hurt. Especially when it"s something you caused. He is NOT worth the effort.

kikchik2491 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:06

well don't give him such a hard time. some guys just aren't as sensitive as others. if he's the guy that is like oh a broken nose would feel like a papercut kinda guy then i understand. my boyfriend is like that it's kinda annoying, but it doesn't make me love him any less. he could have been a little more compassionate though forsure.

Deoans 9

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:18

Oh ouch! That must've hurt Stupid bf you have there,doing that to you and just laughing about it D=

icantellu 7

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:26

wow! thats a hard cheekbone he got there

f_u_u_f_f 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 18:53

Wait, so you were bleeding for two hours and you didn't think to go to a doctor?

f_u_u_f_f 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:00

Let me ask a serious question? Why do so many people reply to other comments as though they are pissed off? I strongly doubt she put a tampon up her nose. If she had done this, it would absorb the blood and she would not have said "it continued to bleed for 2 hours". So if you don't have something good to say, keep your mouth shut. PLEASE.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 14 September 2009 4:58

It's called a joke, 39.

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 14 September 2009 7:55

Replying as though you are pissed off when you're obviously not is SARCASM and a type of HUMOR. Learn about them, please. It's like calling someone super-thin a fatty. It's obviously not meant to be taken seriously.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Monday 14 September 2009 20:13

Well, telling somebody "seriously, think it through" is a bit insulting. Particularly when your brilliant "correction" turns out to be wrong. And how is it a joke to be insulting to somebody?

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:17

Of course he laughed. It IS funny, in an awkward way. Sometimes I fear the same happening with the chick I like, since she is sensitive about the neck. That's not for a while yet, though.