Love, Lonely and Work: Rubbing it in, Sharon

Rubbing it in, Sharon

By single and not mingling - 04/06/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 4 050

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 012

You deserved it 5 368

Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 822

You deserved it 470

By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 956

You deserved it 1 828

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 346

You deserved it 2 237

By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 568

You deserved it 4 637

By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 291

You deserved it 3 700

By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 06:56 - United States

Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 060

You deserved it 5 904

By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 414

You deserved it 2 376

Crushed

By ozzii - 04/09/2019 22:00

Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 288

You deserved it 570

Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 416

You deserved it 3 158

perdix 29

Saturday 5 June 2010 0:47

He's so secret even you don't know about him!

Mr_Zachary 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:17

what the **** 27?

Comments

gye83 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 0:58

sixth sense my ass but sorry about that my last girlfriend was 4 years ago and she moved to Colorado

SirSantpoort 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:06

Why dont you just go on a date? Even if your shit ugly.. Every jar has a lid..!.. Or something like that..

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:54

But what about the lids that are interchangeable? Speaking in terms of jars, of course.

seanreddog 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:05

Those jars are *****

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 5 June 2010 4:47

Ha!

JEEP67 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:18

lose weight

BRBsummer 9

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:27

Haha. Your Aim name should ne Desprate3YearSingle

sindy23 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:32

awww it's okay u don't need a man to be happy

RuMyDaisy 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 8:38

Damn @ 44 you are in fantastic shape. You must live in a gym. =}. Now are you on the right?

Stellar_Bxtcheee 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:35

#42 Or "seanreddog" , You Go On FML Lots , Like Lots & Comment On Everythinq , Why ?

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:38

And you have an obsession with the shift key and spacebar.

seanreddog 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:38

Because I have no life

aback 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:37

Smile and laugh. Then hit the bars at closing time.

Stellar_Bxtcheee 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:41

#53 - I Know , Its Just . Just How I Am & Have To Type . #54 - I See , Me Either . But I'm 13 .

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:43

You're from Canada, so I forgive you.

lajaynay 15

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:26

Typing is not defined by how or who you are. That's just stupidity.

boopityboppity 11

Saturday 5 June 2010 2:33

That's not entirely fair, lajaynay. She could have OCD, in which case it — her typing, that is — would be defined by how she is. Unlikely, perhaps, but it's a possibility. Objurgating her typing seems very unnecessary.