Love, Lonely and Work: Rubbing it in, Sharon

Rubbing it in, Sharon

By single and not mingling - 04/06/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 06:56 - United States

Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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Crushed

By ozzii - 04/09/2019 22:00

Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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Saturday 5 June 2010 0:47

He's so secret even you don't know about him!

Mr_Zachary 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 1:17

what the **** 27?

Comments

bookbee 2

Saturday 5 June 2010 3:59

Look on the bright side, maybe she's a precog.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 5 June 2010 4:52

I'm guessing *she's* the one with the secret boyfriend. This sounds like a sneaky way for her to get you to guess that.

jordan75_fml 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:27

your co worker sounds like an asshole but there's a person for everyone out there just keep looking!

ash92_fml 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:32

Hahahah I hate people like that, I'd tell her the truth just to prove them wrong.

stewpididiot 11

Saturday 5 June 2010 5:33

OP, your co-worker is full of shit. She's just trying to mindfuck you looking for gossip. Make up a really juicy story, or better yet, find something from a romance novel to lead her on with. afetr she spreads it around a bit find an oppurtune moment, whip out the book and start reading it out loud where others can hear it. she'll look like the dumbass gossip she is.