Facebook, My ex, Social Media and Love: Rubbing it in

Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 854

You deserved it 9 895

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 326

You deserved it 6 788

Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 692

You deserved it 212

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 109

You deserved it 2 790

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 634

You deserved it 4 172

Love in the time of Facebook

By StillAlone - 23/10/2022 06:00

Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 287

You deserved it 1 672

By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 089

You deserved it 5 911

By swallowsafly - 08/06/2019 04:00

Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 166

You deserved it 147

Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 567

You deserved it 8 228

By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 592

You deserved it 4 704

By 12345678 - 31/12/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 539

You deserved it 5 702

Mx_Rider 6

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:33

it was months ago get over it...

junying 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:55

delete her off again!

Comments

DarkPrince_fml 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:35

send her new bf a message that says you broke up with her for cheating

Just_Bree 0

Monday 29 March 2010 6:30

its better then her cheating on you.

VinnieP 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 19:57

I feel bad for you man. I know how you feel.

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 12:32

ok, u were dating a bitch.

sassyjaja 0

Friday 12 November 2010 10:39

simple English. plain and simple yet a lot of people don't understand. tsk tsk tsk.

sassyjaja 0

Friday 12 November 2010 10:42

check out the first comments...

lolstenholme 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:30

I gave u a YDI not because you deserved it, but because this is a stupid FML. Isn't your ex allowed to love her new boyfriend?

Dustin_Pedobear 9

Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:53

That always hurts, and I think I have been through what you have. I loved her, I don't know if you loved your ex though. That still sucks though bro.

winstonk 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:51

u may hav pump the tried but her new bf is riding the bike

andrew7mae 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 6:41

same happened with me:T

bms1996 12

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:08

it's ok,soon she's going to have a new boyfriend,forget about the current one and the current one will feel like shit...

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Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 915

You deserved it 74 264

Today, while working as a veterinary assistant, an owner stood extremely close to me and kept accidentally petting me instead of her dog. After her dog was examined, she asked me if I'd ever had the chickenpox because she has shingles and it's contagious to those who haven't. I haven't. FML

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You deserved it 321

The Top

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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You deserved it 1 050

Today, for the first time in at least two years, the temperature exceeded 100 degrees in my area. Except this time, it nearly hit 110. Even with my fan and air conditioner on the highest setting, my room was still burning hot. It's currently 11pm and the temperature has gone down… to 81 degrees. FML

I agree, your life sucks 666

You deserved it 149

Today, after years of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to lose weight, I found out that some of my favorite health foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indirectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 977

You deserved it 3 688

Today, I was chopping veggies for dinner and accidentally sliced through my thumbnail and into my finger. I wrapped it and finished cooking, despite being in considerable pain. My husband patted my shoulder and said sympathetically, "Don’t worry about the dishes babe. You can just do them tomorrow.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 906

You deserved it 152

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for 2 months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 259

You deserved it 2 529

Today, I bought my very first college textbook. I received a stack of hole-punched papers. My $195 "book" isn’t even bound together. FML

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You deserved it 188