Facebook, My ex, Social Media and Love: Rubbing it in

Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

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Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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Love in the time of Facebook

By StillAlone - 23/10/2022 06:00

Today, I noticed my ex had unblocked me on Facebook. Since I still miss her and haven't been able to find love since our breakup, I sent her a friend request, thinking maybe she was leaving the door open for me, and we could reconcile. Apparently I was wrong because she promptly blocked me again. FML

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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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By swallowsafly - 08/06/2019 04:00

Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML

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Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By 12345678 - 31/12/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML

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Mx_Rider 6

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:33

it was months ago get over it...

junying 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 9:55

delete her off again!

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kittiekat 6

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:29

took a year to finally get my ex to stop trying to add me on myspace. her reason for the add? " I'm engaged it's not like I want you back." uhM... I never said anything about getting with you. I just hate you is all so stop sending friend requests

wazdog 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:36

"My ex" by itself is sufficient to indicate THEY broke up. Adding "I broke up with" clearly means "HE broke up with HER, hence the initial confusion. Geez, I can't believe I'm explaining this to an FML staff.

Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:40

You don't seem to have read Alan's post correctly. If I said "I broke up with my girlfriend", it MAY mean I did the dumping, but then again it could easily mean SHE did instead. But granted, it was ambiguous.

MF12 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:46

"my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago"..... "new boyfriend who she had dumped me for"

reeesa 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 16:47

Well, what did you expect? All her status updates to about how she misses you and how much she wish she never let you go?

dollylonglegs 6

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:03

This.

ib_13 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:16

you shouldnt have accepted her request, you asked for it...

gingersnapper 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:31

Ah, Facebook drama! A never-ending source of entertainment.

wazdog 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:54

^ If you just wanted to inform someone about the break up without indicating the dumper/dumpee, wouldn't you just say "we broke up"? I have a hard time understanding your POV because to me, saying "I broke up with her" is equivalent to "I dumped her". Is this a to-may-toe to-mah-toe thing?

Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 24 January 2010 17:59

You have a good point; I was just saying a lot of people would say "I broke up with her" instead. It wouldn't be grammatically correct to say "we broke up" in the FML without completely rewriting the first half. Still, it's fixed now, so it's all good ;)