Work, Covid, Customers and Coronavirus: Rules are rules

Rules are rules

By Anonymous - 24/03/2020 08:00

Today, as I was leaving a night shift at McDonald’s, a woman wanted to use the toilets. I explained our doors didn’t open until 7 a.m. now due to COVID-19. She wouldn’t take no for an answer and as I went to walk off, I got a swift knee in the nuts for my troubles. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Sacha - 19/01/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML

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By ToiletProblems - 06/02/2019 07:00 - United States - Northbrook

Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By mandosfriend - 23/10/2016 17:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I got yelled at by a man for not opening my store 10-15 minutes before the scheduled opening time, which made his 84-year-old wife shit her pants waiting to get in. It didn't matter when I explained I had no way to know she needed to use the restroom. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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Dale Gulley 8

Tuesday 24 March 2020 13:37

Don’t care what gender you identify as. Assault me for no reason, get an assault back.

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 24 March 2020 8:17

Honestly I’m surprised they’re letting anyone come in to use the bathrooms. Most places around me (CA) only allow for drive through or curb side pickup

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ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 24 March 2020 8:17

Honestly I’m surprised they’re letting anyone come in to use the bathrooms. Most places around me (CA) only allow for drive through or curb side pickup

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 March 2020 9:55

Assaulted nuts, eh? Note to self: get snacks from grocery store.

Aliya Bugtti 5

Tuesday 24 March 2020 12:42

that is just disgusting and uncalled for tbh this whole thing is really showing people's true colours in all areas should of reported her and called the cops and get her banned that's assualt u were only doing ur job

Dale Gulley 8

Tuesday 24 March 2020 13:37

Don’t care what gender you identify as. Assault me for no reason, get an assault back.

wellthatsunfortunate 10

Tuesday 24 March 2020 20:12

I hope you called the cops on her for that assault!

JuliaKay14 33

Tuesday 24 March 2020 21:42

Sue her for assaulting you

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 28 March 2020 23:08

People like her are what makes this horrible situation even worse. You're only doing your job, which you were told to do by someone higher up, and yet you get the brunt of the assholery. Ridiculous.