Transportation and Money: Rumbled

Rumbled

By nthor - 11/03/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, a man on the train asked me if I had any change. I quickly responded with, "No habla ingles." He then tapped me on the shoulder and said, "That would've been a lot more believable if you weren't reading that paper." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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By Malíya - 04/05/2015 21:02 - United States - Perth Amboy

Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML

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By Gringo - 29/03/2022 22:00

Today, a gorgeous woman on a train told her friend she thought I was hot in Spanish, assuming I was a dumb gringo tourist. In fact, I speak Spanish fluently, my wife is Colombian, and she was standing right next to me. My wife can’t rationalize my street value, and made me sleep on the fold out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I was chatting to a cashier I see quite a lot, trying to be as charming and as unsmarmy as possible. When she asked if I wanted the receipt, I panicked and said, "No thanks, I don’t believe in paper." She looked at me like I was an alien. FML

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By language barriers - 12/02/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right terminal. When he finished he turned to tell me "Don't worry, your English is pretty good, considering you're not American". English is my only language. FML

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By Ms. Heartless - 16/12/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By Anon - 26/05/2009 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

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wesayxsummer 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:05

it would also be more believable if you used correct grammar.

cady18 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 20:08

would've also been more believable if you spoke correct spanish.

Comments

ilikepie789 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:01

selfish b*tch

XCaLX_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:42

i hate saying this but it would have been more belivible if u speled inglesh rite

specialagentziva 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 17:33

it's "no hablO Inglés", dumbass. you sound like my mom...we went to miami years ago and every time a person started talking to us in spanish, "no habla espanol!" she sounded like she was saying "we don't have lysol"...it was so weird

lidomissmango 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 0:59

amen to all those people who said that this person needs to speak correct Spanish. as a Spanish speaker, it's offensive when ignorant people try to be one of us.

kingkong954 0

Monday 21 June 2010 6:23

I've tried this b4 and it turns out the guy who I was giving the " no hablo ingles" excuse to did " hablo espanola" so fml

MusicXisXii 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 22:10

It's not espanola its espanol. with a ~ over the 'n' .

Vash_41288 10

Sunday 18 July 2010 15:27

would have been funny as help if he said " its ok I speak Spanish too" lol

liecake 0

Monday 8 November 2010 4:18

And it would have been even better if you had conjugated "hablar" correctly. It's "no hablo ingles," genius.

lillypilly35 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 4:36

#113 way to be racist dick face.

BiancaIsShibby 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 6:45

ha,smoooooth

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:57

YDI. If you're not being nice enough to give the poor guy some change, then at least say so and don't make up stupid excuses. This whole situation could've easily been prevented. "Any change?" - "No, sorry." "Any change?" - "Sorry, not today" etc. Jerk.