Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
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Sparx1_1 16

Lose the girl. It's one thing if she wants you to change your hair style it's another thing entirely to chop off a piece of your dick for no valid medical reason.

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mariri9206 32

Agreed. You can find a better girl. You shouldn't have to be in a relationship where there are ultimatums, especially ones that involve unnecessary surgery.

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mgr86 2

Tell her you'll do it if she'll also circumcise her c*nt flaps. Seriously don't do it man, you lose the foreskin and three weeks later she'll have another crazy reason to threaten with a breakup. Not worth a chopped up dick with loss of sensitivity for life.

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frostedfoster 15

Nothing wrong with circumcision. I didn't have a choice. I was born without eyelids. That's why sometimes I look cockeyed

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mermaidgirle 12

And it took me a moment to get that! Now I've got this image of dicks for eyes.

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Delial 14

Any girl that gives you an ultimatum like that is controlling and emotionally abusive. Dump her and don't look back.

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sasquatchius 3

Please don't sexually mutilate yourself for your partner.

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xx000o 27

Agree to have it done at the same time she has a double mastectomy, after all that's just 5-10lbs of useless fat she's carrying around.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I might get thumbed down for this but...aren't breasts not useless? They serve a function... btw I OP I say dump her.

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SargeRho 6

The foreskin also serves a function. Lubrication, protection, and sexual pleasure.

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imabat 14

you if that's the deal on the table, and she can't be okay with the way you are. I'd say dump her man

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bikesonthebrain 0

Keep your foreskin... there's a woman out there who will think it gives your manhood more character. An ultimatum about a part of your body that's so personal is a BIG red flag.

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slavka012 11

Ask her to get her boobs done in return :)

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ThrottleJockey 35

Tell her that you'll get one when she gets one.

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