Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
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Sparx1_1 16

Lose the girl. It's one thing if she wants you to change your hair style it's another thing entirely to chop off a piece of your dick for no valid medical reason.

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mariri9206 32

Agreed. You can find a better girl. You shouldn't have to be in a relationship where there are ultimatums, especially ones that involve unnecessary surgery.

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TabooSushi 24

Okay, while I personally prefer a circumcised man myself, I have to say that it is MAJORLY F'ed up of her to demand that you change a part of your body just to suit her desires. Tell her that you'll do it if she gets a boob job. Same thing, really. All cosmetic work, no real medical purpose. Ditch the witch, you don't need her.

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bulletsinthewind 21

Lose her. That's a pretty screwed up move on her part. You don't need someone like that

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Royally_shunned 15

I hope you told her you're not gonna do this. Also follow up would be nice.

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Mixed_steel 23

You can get another girlfriend. You can't get another foreskin. She'll come up with worse ultimatums given the chance.

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Catdragon 40

Well it all depends on if you're washing it properly. Perhaps you're not giving it a thorough cleaning before sex and it grosses her out? If it's just a cosmetic issue, then she can take a hike.

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gracehi 31

Then the ultimatum should be "Clean your dick better" not "cut off a piece of your dick." I'm sure her ****** doesn't always smell like roses either.

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heyLaddieHey 18

There will be other girlfriends! For the love of God dump her.

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