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Run home

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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School sucks

By I didn't let them down - 03/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By anonymous - 23/04/2013 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML

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Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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rg350dx 29

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:44

The word "no" is appropriate and applicable in this situation.

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:44

O.O What did you do to make him hate you so much??

Comments

Omnigeek6 1

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:01

So... OP's teacher notices that his struggling student is putting effort into PE, and apparently improving. He precedes to punish said student. This will clearly motivate OP to succeed in the future.

kkrazyangel 16

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:10

If you came in second to last you really need those extra laps either way...

dead_insects 18

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:27

no one asked you #83

roxxyfoxxy3 25

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:35

PE teachers can't do that. I'd know. I have asthma, so I always struggle.

TogeBara 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 3:37

Fake a fainting spell and when they come to take you to the nurse wake up and claim he forced you to do the extra laps. This will put him on the spot for being an "abusive" teacher just like coaches that push their players too hard. This stuff is actually illegal.

omgitslian 6

Thursday 13 June 2013 4:32

I had a PE teacher like that. I always came in right around last. In addition to being asthmatic, I have severe scoliosis that can really screw with my lungs. I asked him if I could walk the mile due to a particularly bad spell, and he told me, "What does it matter? You're just going to fail my class anyways." So I walked an entire mile backwards and happily took the D he ended up giving me.

shadowfighter10 9

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:02

Ydi for not being in shape. Gotta start somewhere but come on.. Also, more exercise won't hurt

TeddyLupin 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:26

Please don't be rude. You can be in last place without "being out of shape". You don't know this person's health status, nor should you pretend to.

Annayers 9

Thursday 13 June 2013 5:11

That ******. Refuse immediately!

rockydify 22

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:19

Stand up for yourself. Go to the headmaster. Your PE teacher is not your boss.

VasNormandy 14

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:31

If you haven't trained yourself for the stress of running it can be hard on your body. The majority of people aren't prepared to just get up and run a mile, and forcing someone into unnecessary stress is definitely not healthy. It could actually lead to some issues that could potentially be serious.