Miscellaneous: Run home

Run home

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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School sucks

By I didn't let them down - 03/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML

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You deserved it 128

The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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You deserved it 408

By anonymous - 23/04/2013 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile for "lying". FML

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Take the L

By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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rg350dx 29

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:44

The word "no" is appropriate and applicable in this situation.

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:44

O.O What did you do to make him hate you so much??

Comments

nurchok 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 22:04

Just tell your stupid ass teacher to **** off and have your parent complain to the principal. Even if you did skip one, that is your life and your health, none of the douchebag's business. The teacher is there to teach, not make your life miserable...

hmholmack 10

Wednesday 12 June 2013 22:27

Well get off here and get RUNNING! ;)

s_reel16 16

Wednesday 12 June 2013 22:37

Don't worry, i come in last every time too.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 12 June 2013 22:38

That depends on how fast you do the mile. A six minute mile is easy running, 5 minute miles are harder on the system, under that is strictly for people in truly good shape.

LindsayxMoore 18

Wednesday 12 June 2013 22:47

Since its dangerous to your health i would have told the teacher **** you im not doing it again.

ginawater19 13

Wednesday 12 June 2013 23:01

Ask your teacher to do it with you. Make a bet he won't finish before you

slothsarecool 11

Wednesday 12 June 2013 23:05

sounds like you need that extra mile

spikekutter 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 23:09

i think some people cant run that far without getting sick.. some people are sick.. i am sick for example and it takes strength everyday to just be here for one more day before i die..

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Wednesday 12 June 2013 23:29

Refuse to run it and let your parents do something to this teacher/school.

Shchenya 7

Wednesday 12 June 2013 23:50

I had a PE/Gym teacher like that, kept putting me on detention for being injured, at the time I was competing in Rugby and Kickboxing and doing 14hours a week training on my own time, whereas the school curriculum was interpretive dance and cricket... I made the mistake of pointing out how useless these were regularly. Happened right up till my last year, when he joined my dojo, and discovered that I was already a Dan grade in two martial arts (aikido and jujitsu) and working towards another art as well as training in systema and krav maga... let's just say sparing was fun, especially as I had about 20lbs and half an foot on him... TL:DR people like this get what's coming to them...