Family, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Run run run!

Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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Nutshot

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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JBP fever dream

By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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ironik69 31

Friday 26 July 2013 2:58

Tattle! Tattle like there's no tomorrow!

DerrickJames 33

Friday 26 July 2013 3:01

Cross it off your bucket list and call it a day.

Comments

kurodansei 16

Friday 26 July 2013 3:07

If you were woth friends I'd bet you wouldn't be in a stitch of trouble.

NoDontKillMe 19

Friday 26 July 2013 5:10

Wait-- Streaking with friends is acceptable, but around parents it isn't? What kind of friends do you have?!

Treveyon56 14

Friday 26 July 2013 6:21

Hopefully female friends.

wowthatissad 9

Friday 26 July 2013 3:08

Yikes. Being naked in front of your family= awkward

8born8 18

Friday 26 July 2013 16:06

lol for my 21st birthday my mum and i went skinny dipping together with her 3 sisters. there's no shame we're all the same.!!!

jamnglamgirlie 17

Friday 26 July 2013 3:10

That's when you throw her clothes in some water while she's bathing.

jsp16 24

Friday 26 July 2013 3:15

We need some pictures for evidence that this took place OP

badluckross 21

Friday 26 July 2013 3:26

I think you guys l should have a prank war. Best pranker gets all rights and loser has to own up to the parents for everything they have done + the winners mistakes.

xninix_fml 36

Friday 26 July 2013 3:32

Get her back! :) Maybe like someone else already said put nair in her shampoo ;P

love_rainydays 7

Friday 26 July 2013 3:35

Siblings...

WildWonder808 14

Friday 26 July 2013 3:46

I would definitely take all of her clothes and hide it when she is sleeping.

xninix_fml 36

Friday 26 July 2013 4:09

Great idea! :)

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 26 July 2013 3:50

This is why I don't use shower houses or other isolated public shower facilities. I just wash myself in the lake or river where we swim. I don't use soap or shampoo or anything but it gets me clean enough that I don't smell and besides, isn't roughing it what camping is all about?

xninix_fml 36

Friday 26 July 2013 4:19

but lakes are usually filthy.. what with some people peeing in them I can for one say I have never peed in one but that's because I've never been in one.