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By cmzraxsn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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You deserved it 5 375

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 770

You deserved it 4 608

Sorry!

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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You deserved it 4 928

Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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You deserved it 6 887

Taking a stand

By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to run for the train, but because of my bad foot and limping they held the train, much to people's displeasure. No one let me sit down, so for the 20 minute journey, I stood. With a bad foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 924

You deserved it 4 057

Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 463

You deserved it 2 830

Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 925

You deserved it 3 219

By Icey_dan1 - 10/10/2010 15:16 - France

Today, I tried to jump through the closing train doors to make it in on time. I missed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 815

You deserved it 27 630

By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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You deserved it 9 441

Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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You deserved it 3 129

Too late

By Anonymous - 01/03/2015 13:31 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, while on the train heading to my new job, my coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until my stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free, and ended up missing my stop. When I finally got to work, I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

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You deserved it 2 793

lalagirl912 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:54

aww! I'm sorry

ElectricGhost_fml 5

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:54

awwww that sucks!!!

Comments

alittlelambx_ 1

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:12

Wow that's Epic.

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:46

Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today? If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway You will never understand it 'cause it happens too fast And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass Sorry, I can't help it. Happens every time I see the word "Epic" (:

Tikwichka 5

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:23

Now it's playing in my head.

btnhdude 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 2:14

epic epidemic of the epic misuse of the word epic, no no it was not epic

alittlelambx_ 1

Monday 13 December 2010 0:25

LOL Epic is a Epic word. I can't refrain from using it K? LMAO x

valri3 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:34

I do not feel any remorse for at all....YSDI.

whirlybird 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 8:22

For the love of God, get yourself a dictionary and look up the meaning of "remorse."

lazydavid 4

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:37

must of been a bad trip...

FXCKvanna 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 3:17

how clever.

JhasNeeh 7

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:37

Maybe if you'd broken your shoulder and only found out it was the wrong train after it started moving - then it would be closer to an FML, right now - who cares?

Tikwichka 5

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:41

This FML is very close to home.

tbwrb 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:55

Something similar once happened to me, but I bashed my head and got concussion, I may have been unconscious it's hard to tell. It was quite a confusing experience and then the next day I realised I was running for the wrong train.