Kids: Running gag

Running gag

By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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The Child Catcher

By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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By bcoper - 25/06/2012 16:09 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 11:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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Freaked

By paranoid - 06/06/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

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By foreveryoung - 30/04/2016 16:23 - France

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:12

Well, he's safe at least. What a brat. I blame the parents for giving him fear without intelligence.

immafiremylaser 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:12

That's what you get for being a considerate person.

Comments

nocturnal_crazy 1

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:01

And I thought my parents were overprotective.

depechemode 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:01

Stranger Danger? I know EXACTLY what kind of parents the kid has: Parents who also say their child is gifted, no matter what (or, otherwise, its 'really creative' if it ***** up at school) and have a set of family rules, such as 'wednesday games night!'. FYL for sure.

ZleveL 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 6:38

great minds think alike :D I was thinking the same thing :p

Hiljaisen_susi 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:02

What sort of idiots would call the police because someone tried to give their kid his ball back?

turtles1321 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 6:55

lol so he stole the kids ball then must have Benny painfull :D

turtles1321 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:43

been very go dam fml screwed up my comment lol screwed up

Carian01 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:55

14- The same kind of "idiots" who'd listen to their scared child over a total stranger, maybe? Still, FYL.

stiles_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:07

WAS HE ASAIN i bet he was

stiles_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:08

#7true just adding to it y would someone make up a bad fml like this one

theghostofher 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:14

#7 just because you've seen it before doesn't mean it's made up I'm sure this has happened multiple times to multiple people people these days are so unreasonable and paranoid when it comes to things like "stranger danger" that it really wouldn't surprise me

farmgirl 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:15

YDI - don't you know you need a lawyer with you nowadays to do something like that? i mean, come on! to hand a ball back to a kid you need to first sign a contract stating that you will hand it back in the same condition it was rolled to you in, the receiving party will need to accept within so much time, etc.