First Dates and Love: Running late

Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

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Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By OhNo - 22/01/2016 21:28 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML

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By nightxxtime - 10/01/2017 14:39

Today, a guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I haven't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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toelie 26

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.

Comments

JABabY 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:54

Wow that's sad, but funny lol

TheZarola 10

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:21

Total YDI. Why would you wait 2 hours, anyway?

hedgehogs 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:39

Two hours was too much time to waste on this guy. Half an hour was plenty. But he's too narcissistic. Better you should lose him now.

like_its_ya_bday 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:44

next time don't date lazy guys?

Lindzer 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:20

I completely question your taste in dudes.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:56

AM/PM issue? That's why I go by a 24-hour clock. Everyone keeps telling me "It's 7 at night; you're not in the military, anymore!" And shit like this happens. Dump the jerk. You don't need him, OP

banananut 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:31

who dresses super nicely to go on a date these days? i don't think people are any more attracted to you if you're wearing a dress rather than jeans and a cute top. besides, every guy i know says girls are hotter when they're wearing sweats or something.