First Dates and Love: Running late

Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By OhNo - 22/01/2016 21:28 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML

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By nightxxtime - 10/01/2017 14:39

Today, a guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I haven't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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toelie 26

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.

Comments

TomasT 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:24

Two hours? Are you daft? Desperate? Both?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:58

Both.

Mpsteve13 7

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:25

I'll go on a date with you

rhothax 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:30

obviously not worth it. move on

underyourbreath 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:35

At least you found out he was a douche on the first date and didn't waste much of your time

FTWisRIGHT 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 2:20

'Cept for 2 hours.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:36

I'm shocked that you are so young and speak like that. I'm not trying to be rude.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 11 September 2010 15:52

It seems a little odd that you would schedule your "first date" in the morning. Unless you were going to the golf course. YDI for waiting 2 hours. Most people would have been out of there in 20 minutes.