First Dates and Love: Running late

Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By OhNo - 22/01/2016 21:28 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML

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By nightxxtime - 10/01/2017 14:39

Today, a guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I haven't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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toelie 26

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

justsayfuck 5

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Obviously he is not the right guy for you, forget about him and move on.

Comments

my2centsworth 15

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:33

do you still like him quite as much?

FrecklesXO 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:36

Well at least things didn't work out on the first date instead of further down the road.

Graawr 7

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:38

You really waited for 2 hours? I won't even wait for 15mins. But if he has a good reason why he's late then its ok with me. :D

meliamannequin 1

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:41

what a loser.

xshadyshadow 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:48

Hahah, couldn't have said it better myself.

artisticninja713 13

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:49

At least he proves he won't be worth your time...

rachieohbaby 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:50

it's okay. his penis is probably small anyway.

Kanvis78 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 13:37

^^^ Says the **** .

Kanvis78 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 13:39

32 not 36 . Damn lag :)

Kanvis78 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 14:42

Guess you'll never be haunted eh? :)

MmissyT 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:51

wow wht an ass

shfmnx 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 12:53

Well, he sounds awesome. And charming, obviously. You deserve better-but who knows, maybe he has some strange reason and will call and explain/apologize. If not, tell him "No, it's actually fine! After waiting for 2 hours, then calling you and getting shafted, I met an amazing guy and we spent 9 hours together so I guess I have you to thank for that! So....thanks! *click*"

PedoBearSaysYES 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 13:22

Almost had it there Yogi... great plan till u do the math. So if the date was for 12 pm and she got there on the dime waited and called at 2 pm she had already either met the guy at 5 am and spent 9 great hrs w him or met him in between the 2 hrs she waited and she could just tell the future. Which if she met him at 5 am I'm thinking he was either already in bed w her or she's really freaking eager to meet her date and some weirdo was at their meetin place at 5 AM. No matter how u look at it it's bad. Now...... moor quazee hypothical situasionz Kwik!!!!!! zoops my phyco is showin need Mur medz...