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By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 00:19 - United States - Farmingdale

Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the Chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By hbt51 - 17/08/2015 19:56 - United States - Blue Ridge

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML

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By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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Run home

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Ew - 26/05/2016 13:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML

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By varsity soccer player - 19/08/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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flufee2 27

Saturday 13 September 2014 13:42

You should know not to have chipotle before a big race... Ydi

ZY1431 24

Saturday 13 September 2014 13:41

Well, did you go faster?

Comments

gatekeeper1993 10

Saturday 13 September 2014 15:21

did you keep going?

jacob2332 9

Saturday 13 September 2014 15:35

You 100% deserved that one. If you're a cross country runner, you should know better than to eat junk food before a race. Especially some that could possibly be unsettling for you.

octopussperm125 18

Saturday 13 September 2014 15:39

Maybe everyone else will slip in it

enkeimx6 3

Saturday 13 September 2014 15:41

Time to get some Chipotle Away?

exo_went_insane 12

Saturday 13 September 2014 15:53

You can't be that good a runner if you dont know how to prepare for a run.

_mittlieder_ 18

Saturday 13 September 2014 16:00

I don't get it...?

slyde32 12

Saturday 13 September 2014 19:05

what's not to get? he had sudden diarrhea

marcranger 28

Saturday 13 September 2014 16:03

OP, I agree with everyone else who says you should've known better, but at the same time, I feel for you. I once had Chipotle before climbing a high-altitude trail, even though I know what Chipotle does to my intestines...and I also know about the concept of High Altitude Flatus Expulsions. :X I felt bad for my friend who was behind me, less bad for my ex-boyfriend who was also downwind.