Running

By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 00:19 - United States - Farmingdale

Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the Chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML
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flufee2 27

You should know not to have chipotle before a big race... Ydi

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ZY1431 24

Well, did you go faster?

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feven 32

At least it wasn't track where everyone would be watching you.

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steveykinz0967 16

I am also a runner, and the cross country courses get a lot of views too, and it's usually a 5k while track races are usually on the shorter side, so OP had to suffer for longer

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False_Stupidity 41

At least OP isn't a swimmer and leaving a leaving a brown trail...

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vikky538 28

and BTW who reached first? your legs or your post chipotle diet...

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itooamscrewed 10

Why the hell would you eat chipotle the night before a race?

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Meettitan 14

Eating Chipolte makes you shit blood. South Parks teaches us many valuable lessons.

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Witchylady 17

The golden rule of running a race. Choose the foods you are going to eat the day before very carefully. YDI

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martin8337 35

I would have expected that from eating at Taco Bowels. I've eaten at Chipotle's once or twice and not had the runs from it.

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

yeah, I eat at Chipotle pretty frequently, and it's never given me diarrhea. McDonalds causes way more intestinal distress.

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kingoftheawkward 5

YDI but damn dude that sucks. You get a FYL too.

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