Miscellaneous: Rush

Rush

By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 918

Missed the signs?

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 04:00

Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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You deserved it 32 618

By Asdf649 - 19/05/2012 04:17 - Canada - Burlington

Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

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You deserved it 2 653

They're much more fun

By Anonymous - 19/08/2022 14:00

Today, my wife and I had our first night without kids in 15 years, at a friend's wedding. In the middle of a song, while we were dancing, she left me to go dance with her new "gay best friends." FML

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You deserved it 149

Dirty dancing

By Fiesta - 17/08/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, we were at a wedding reception. I had to explain to my husband why it’s inappropriate for another woman to dance with her butt gyrating on his crotch. He insists it was “harmless dancing” and to stop being a “party pooper.” FML

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You deserved it 203

By wellthisisawkward80 - 06/11/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

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You deserved it 17 983

Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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You deserved it 68

Work husbands and work wives

By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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You deserved it 128

By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

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FromCFL 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:54

The other guys were just jealous that your husband has the balls to do what they wished they could do.

rontifu_fml 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:16

You could've followed him, drink lots of alcohol and spend this quality time alone with your husband, while others were busy dancing. Heh, it's free alcohol after all!

Comments

padlarf 14

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:28

YDI for calling him hubby

fafa123_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:59

damngit i wanted to say that

jollyjam1 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:30

Can you say alcoholic? Time to dump his drunken ass.

GodOfBeer 5

Thursday 26 November 2009 14:33

Can we say wanker? if he really was alcoholic, unless he's violent, then as wife she should help him and not just dump him...and after all you don't know how long they had been there before the bar opened...so **** off

anjyu22 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 15:19

A lot of alcoholics don't want help nearly as much as they want booze. You gotta get rid of a loser when you see one, you know? That said OP, you screwed up and married him, so you probably ought to give that communication thing a good ol' college try rather than bitch about it on the internet where people are just going to insult you for your choices and give you bad advice.

GodOfBeer 5

Thursday 26 November 2009 15:27

Just cause he went to the bar makes him an alcoholic? loool Never knew someone who could diagnose online from a simple FML, we should all bow to you and be your bitches. And FFS its her husband not some date, marriage is supposed to be there to support one another, not to dump the other half at the first sign of trouble - if there is trouble after all...