Intimacy: Rushed

Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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Missing

By Anon - 04/08/2013 05:36 - Australia - Perth

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate-flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

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By condom_kid - 27/07/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my father pulled me aside right before heading off to my girlfriend's house. He said "Next time you have sex, don't leave the tied up condom in its wrapper inside your short's pocket, otherwise your mother might find it again as she's folding laundry." FML

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Pet detective

By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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asoptavlo14 6

Friday 1 June 2012 1:09

At least you used protection.

yankfan89 27

Friday 1 June 2012 1:09

If you are afraid of your girlfriends parents finding out your are having sex maybe you shouldn't do it in their house.

Comments

trellz17 19

Friday 1 June 2012 1:37

Wow I'm sure that was kind of embarrassing. Hope everything ends up well though

i_love_pandas_ 0

Friday 1 June 2012 1:42

Wow.

challenger15 4

Friday 1 June 2012 1:43

That must of been awkward

uumlaut_strohson 3

Friday 1 June 2012 1:44

doesn't matter, had sex ???

AppallingRogue 2

Friday 1 June 2012 2:16

Does matter, didn't finish :(

lefty619 6

Friday 1 June 2012 6:46

Worst thing in the world when you get interrupted!!!!

horseraddish 4

Friday 1 June 2012 7:04

Don't post this anymore

eyecon502 13

Friday 1 June 2012 1:46

I've known fathers that would have made you pick it up and eat it, then pulled your head through your anus. So how lucky did you get off?

Llamacod 11

Friday 1 June 2012 3:56

that's just it, the parents came home too early so I don't think op "got off" at all :)

JayDeLaGhetto 7

Friday 1 June 2012 1:46

You should've slowly pushed it under the fridge with your foot

erika729 1

Friday 1 June 2012 1:50

My thoughts exactly

thereseg69 7

Friday 1 June 2012 1:46

That awkward moment..

chellyX92 8

Friday 1 June 2012 1:49

To be honest that's the least of the problems that could be there. Your smart enough to use a condom that's a start maybe better timing for the sexy time.