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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

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naznafeathers 22

Save up for a microwave! Maybe you have a friend or neighbor you can have lunch with, and use theirs.

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gracehi 31

Reminds me of that time a bought a horse, then rode it home and didn't remember until I got to the parking lot that I live in a 2 bedroom second story apartment. Luckily, I managed to trade it in for a car the next day. Still, that poor horse did seem cramped in my guest bedroom that night.

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gracehi 31

Yep. It has way more horsepower than my first mustang and more seating, plus cup holders. Unfortunately, the gas millage isn't nearly as good, but I'm still glad I traded up.

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naznafeathers 22

It's always a good thing to have a ride that doesn't cramp up your guest room.

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tman1985 9

the scene from family guy that Peter "fuels" up the horse comes to mind

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JoelsLastNight 18

How the hell does this person deserve this. Some people are stupid

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gracehi 31

Cone on, Doc. It's not OP's fault mamma couldn't lay off the booze when she was preggers.

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fakedsincerity 32

you're right #17, it's definitely someone else's fault he forgot something so obvious!!

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graceinsheepwear 33

Cone on, cone off. Makes no difference to me.

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shank39 12

Happens to me too... And am still young .. I thought being forgetful was old people's thing

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junkman6 22

If you're young and this happens to you there is a definite scientific name for that. Airhead.

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jdeezy01 13

Microwaves aren't that expensive. Go buy one.

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gc327072 30

Let it thaw for ~2 hours, then cook it either in an oven or in a pan.

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olpally 32

Go to a friends house and microwave them? Surely someone you know has one, haha.

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lengi123 18

are all your comments cleverly thought out quotes Enslaved? cause that's kind of awesome...

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olpally 32

"Surely you can't be serious?" "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." -airplane. I freaking love you enslaved! Haha.

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Enslaved 36

Haha most of the time, yes. (: FML is my outlet to the craziness that's in my brain! But once in a blue moon I'll say something that people won't have to be like: Anchorman's "That doesn't make sense". :P

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peacejunior 12

What about your neighbours? They are there for a good reason.

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buckdharma 36

I always do my Hot Pockets in the clothes dryer.

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Chumsword 8

Must be cramped when you do that... You got a future in Cirque de Soliel.

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Dcm210 19

Aren't microwaves cheap? Even online.

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