Weird, Relatable and Love: Safe space

Safe space

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:07

Are they porcelain dolls? 'Cause those are scary as hell. They probably ARE alive. =O Or she fears them to the point she tells them everything before they get mad.. You won't like them when they're mad..

ohrlynow 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:23

Oh my God. Those Porcelain Dolls?! They scare the shit out of me. I got a few of them as gifts when I was younger and I broke them on purpose just to be rid of them. I could NEVER sleep with my closet open when they were up there, staring...

Comments

blaaaaakely 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:33

you spelled grammar incorrectly.. oh, the irony. I'm fully aware the last sentence was a fragment, and I'm perfectly okay with that.

jayjaysmokerson 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:34

dude I totally thought of that episode too!

StoryOfTheWeek 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:53

watch it #7 I got my other account banned saying something like that about snickerdoodles

xxvibeyb 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:03

OP, are they Porcelain dolls? Cause they are the shiz, that is, if you have a weird fetish for them. I have dozens of those dolls, but I abandoned them when I turned 10 cause they started scaring the living shit out of me :))

Princess_Zelda 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:05

I love that show, and that's a really creepy episode. dolls are creepy, I never liked them as a kid.

JeezLouis 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:07

That just...sucks. Maybe it's the sort of thing her culture does, although I have no knowledge of such culture. That is pretty weird though, so she never talks to you when somethings on her mind?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 14:42

This made me think of Guatemalen worry dolls...at least, I think it was Guatemalen. It's been a while.

hnz 13

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:18

she just need some time alone

Giorgio272 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 10:45

go over and help yo girl out. maybe start to undress one of the dolls to get her attention. then start to do things with it Tull she gets te idea. next thing ya know you getting some action and she forgot why shenis pissed. mm hmm angry sex.