Safe space
By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 01:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 01:00 - United States
By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States
By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto
By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon
By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg
By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand
By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington
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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark
By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland
Admit it, comforting her wasn't really what you were after, was it?
Judging from recent posts, there was a good possibility he was going to comfort her the wrong way then she would be the one posting the FML.
Wow... that's pretty screwed up. :/
I'm scared of your girlfriend.
I've seen this movie dude you don't make it lol jk maybe she has a sentimental attachment to them or she's a few tacos short of a combination/ her light bulb is a little dim/ she's straight up crazy
They banned your account because you said she has red hair? Wow, we have stupiddoodles running amount this site annoying the crap out of 90% of us and you get banned? I thought this site was about having fun, but apparently I was wrong. Getting corrected about spelling and the way a sentence was composed by the commenter is not fun at all. In fact it's quite annoying having a snot nosed know it all comment on grammar. If anyone needs to get banned it's her
Get out of the country, don't tell anyone your going just do it, and makesure the dolls don't hear about it. Get plastic surgery, change your name, your occupation, everything, and buy dogs, lots of dogs, they wont help but when they start dying you know to start running again. Its your only chance go!
Were they the male versions of the Real Doll? Like astro_plastic said a couple of days ago, don't Google it. If you don't heed her sage advice, one of the side effects is that you are doomed to make comments like I just did! Don't look.
dude if I were you, I would break up with her, maybe she's like a witch, or something like that, be careful
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Are they porcelain dolls? 'Cause those are scary as hell. They probably ARE alive. =O Or she fears them to the point she tells them everything before they get mad.. You won't like them when they're mad..
Oh my God. Those Porcelain Dolls?! They scare the shit out of me. I got a few of them as gifts when I was younger and I broke them on purpose just to be rid of them. I could NEVER sleep with my closet open when they were up there, staring...