Safe travels, Grandma

By noyodel - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 863
You deserved it 3 438

Same thing different taste

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philosopher 0

I'm actually wondering what kind of jackasses would label this as a YDI.

Nissi 17

Aww. I'm sorry about that. FYL.

Comments

Terrible. But no matter what she is gonna be in your heart! :)

I get the feeling that #13 here may have some ashes he's trying to return.

#15 just made my day. Lol, give back those ashes you thief.

Lou_0 0

ahahahahah lol #15 ****** clever

#15, i lyk it! #13 r u feelin a lil guilty! im sorry 4 u, i bet u miss her, (u wud even if her ashes weren't stolen) Some of the comments on here made me laugh tho! :D

CharKat09 0

Oh damn, I'm sorry. :( That's sick.. However, the punch line = excellent.

Seriously 2 recent grandmother ash FMLs and 1 father FML, FAKE.

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE ASHES STORIES???? I mean, seriously. I was surprised the last time someone wrote one. Does anyone else notice a trend? To the OP - if that is true, I'm sorry.

Granny changed her mind--she decided she'd rather run off with the hot young thief, instead.

Ps. I'm starting to doubt the reality of this website.. I mean none of re posters comment on any other FMLs or comment back on their own FMLs and they all have fads...Proceed, guess which one I drank/ate/touched/rubbed into my anus, or saying something childish then announcing they're older age usualy 17...

pikapika94 0

idiot their fml post names are not usually their user name! you'd know that if you ever tried posting something. you are a ******* asshole