Awkward and Transportation: Salivating

Salivating

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I flew into Denver. Never having been here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

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By pzy - 24/10/2016 15:46

Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By saltynutz20 - 07/04/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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By lalalalalala - 17/03/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, I was excited to have a window seat on my three hour flight to New York. When I got to my row, I noticed the screaming newborn occupying the seat in front of me, and a pair of toddlers behind me. I then looked to my seat to find I have no window. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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ulicksam 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:43

YDI for being rude to the passenger next to you. How would you like it they leaned over you and yawned?

zombunny 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:11

Who the hell drools while yawning? Get some control over your bodily functions.

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BeRealz 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:44

Good luck by not getting your ass shot in Colorando.

free2speak 14

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:39

I agree! plus I always hate annoying passengers who are always leaning over trying to look outside the window. If they wanted to look outside the window, they should've chosen a window seat or in the case of southwest, chosen early bird check in. ugh. plus the view looks all the same and in most instances there is just clouds and nothing else below. Annoying and disgusting, OP.

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:44

YDI for drooling on somebody!! Should I walk to your house and drool on you? No, because I am a nice person(:

happy_dino 6

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:23

WOOOO!!!!! COLORADO IS THE SHIT BITCHESSS!!!!! :) lol but that's okay... A lot of people do that... It's not an unusual thing haha:) HAVE FUN IN COLORADO!!! :DD