Salty

By heartsick - 04/04/2012 05:43 - United States - Davenport

Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML
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TheWindowLicker 13

You, sir, can go **** yourself. Signed, people who have hearts.

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Jorcar 8

YDI for thinking a book will help you, but the fliers wouldn't help the situation much.

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SkoomaKi 27

Well apparently Americans have a fetish with dogs and peanut butter...

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blackvyper 8

Suck it the **** up and move on.

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perdix 29

Great tip! You can go to the retreat and find an unhappy married guy to bang. Maybe even several! The best way to get over an ex-boyfriend is with a new one, even if you have to borrow one from a hag.

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perdix 29

I guess. Is Lorry a frumpy old hausfrau who likes anal?

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weetjewat 14

Or she could go out and try to find a single guy for her rebound... Otherwise it's possible she'll create a chain reaction of husbands cheating on their wifes, who then go on to have sex with another unhappily married guy, etc. etc.

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perdix 29

#62, She's damaged goods and not ready to be with a single guy. Unless she wants to go celibate and work on herself, she's better off banging unhappy married guys for a while.

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br0ccoli 14

I don't like cheating. It hurts someone. With swinging, at least people are in agreement. It's a win-win.

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trina101 0

Aww, just keep your head up and stay strong:)

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anarchistpunk 3

Hey dude, that sucks i know, but whatever happened between you two I'm sure it happened for a reason. And maybe if it's meant to be you two will get back together, but if not, then you know he wasn't the one right? I'm sure you'r beautiful and you'll find someone else dude. Much sympathy

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lululu333 7

*first page of the book* "first step: ignore everything that reminds you of your recent breakup to move on." *second page of the book* "second step: close this book since it reminds you of your recent break up." THE END

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kylesgirlforever 12

Time is the only thing that will make things better. You are strong and everything will be fine:) I just had a break up with a bf and we had a log relationship too. We were even engaged and things got better for me so they will get better for you:)

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