Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
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crimsonprodigy 15

The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.

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CatLady4Lyf 30

Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?

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Scryll 17

Time to get adventurous op, and it may have been a douche thing to say but at least he was honest before things ended. At least this is a fixable problem.

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DrCheese 16

If a dude were saying this, everyone would say "you need to do better" or some bullshit.

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demonfacee 14

You could use q-tips in the bedroom. That might help.

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Frostillicus123 10

you should have replied, that's what I was taking my friend the other day.

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hayhay3802 4

In all fairness Q-tips are pretty damn awesome. Just like sex they relieve me... or my ears. Minus the extra tome and mess.

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joyboy390 12

Well looks like its time to spice things up in the bedroom or try it some place new.

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sassy2085 16

Well at least he will have clean ears :)

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sv1dmc12 7

I completely understand. I always call it an Eargasm :)

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