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By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
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crimsonprodigy 15

The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.

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CatLady4Lyf 30

Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?

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inz002 6

Actually he could be asexual or something, cause hell if I wouldn't train my gf to **** me.

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sicksadworld1317 30

Train your gf to **** you... Good grief, man. Put down 50 shades of grey and go learn about the G-Spot, stat!

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whatthefhumanity 7

Well, Q-Tips are the most enjoyable things in the universe, dont take it too hard

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lazyslumber 18

Probably his ears are more sensitive than his dick

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isabel0010 7

Maybe try some new things in bed with him?

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tazmanmike2013 17

Kinda harsh don't you think

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PropelledFeline 5

Leave him if he's going to be that hateful.

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MrsKilown 20

I feel the same with my man, yet I would never tell him. That's so rude.

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limabeans101029 20

You probably should tell him, just not in such a rude way. It'd be much better to tell him in as nice a way as possible, let him know what you *do* like and then have better sex than just say nothing and continue to have awful sex with him. (I know you didn't ask for advice, so sorry if I sound intrusive, but I just think communication is always good)

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weveallbeenthere 30

no you need to tell him otherwise he thinks he's good when he really sucks

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