Kids: Sarcasm void

Sarcasm void

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 17:32 - United States - Amherst

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

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You deserved it 13 919

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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Miscommunication

By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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You deserved it 4 013

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By zephyrgk - 02/09/2013 01:15 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

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Sneaky dad

By say no to dick - 18/04/2014 22:56 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

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You deserved it 43 597

Hunthas 17

Saturday 9 August 2014 22:52

If ever there was a time to whip up some Breaking Bad blue meth this is it :D Best of luck... Bitch!

mz135 12

Saturday 9 August 2014 22:53

Wow I'm sorry OP. My step dad is the same way. What works for me is just explaining to my mom what happened. She usually shuts him up

Comments

_heavenlysasa 16

Sunday 10 August 2014 20:35

Your step dad can ground you? That sucks. Mine can't.

CharismaGeek 19

Sunday 10 August 2014 21:00

Maybe he's checking the wrong room, OP.

ryukk420 1

Sunday 10 August 2014 22:50

that's what you get for being a sarcastic asshole

gingersoccer10 2

Sunday 10 August 2014 23:12

This is why you should never be a smart ass

yellowpablo 21

Monday 11 August 2014 3:59

Ydi

jsyzemore 4

Monday 11 August 2014 6:11

You should've said, "Yeah, all the drugs. Especially life."

rec_chem 22

Monday 11 August 2014 6:29

Next time give him a straight answer, wiseass.

lina21 12

Monday 11 August 2014 7:44

When a parent asks you that, not the time to be a sarcastic teenager, especially if you already know they're a bit overboard OP. YDI. Grow up and use common sense a little

seriouslygrowup 11

Monday 11 August 2014 9:18

Sorry but OP deserved this. Can't believe 20k+ people agree "his life sucks". If I ever replied to my parents sarcastically and got what I deserved because of not respecting them, I won't moan on an FML type website. I'd eat humble pie for being a tool. Step-parent or not