Kids: Say it ain't so - FML

Say it ain't so

By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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By 102496 - 05/02/2010 03:53 - France

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By ladygrey - 20/07/2019 00:08

Today, my daughter informed me that she hates everything about her appearance and wants to get every possible plastic surgery when she’s older. She’s 7. FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:35

Kids piss me off.

maria12_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:41

She probably is upset cuz your older than 20 years old not cuz you're ugly.

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nammz 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:41

Your name is loser with lice...most people wouldn't want to be like you.

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:42

FYL.

Anonanimal 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:44

what a brat!

auroraaustralis 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:45

FYL. Not because your kid thinks you're ugly, but because your kid's a brat.

glostik 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:55

argh. I hate annoying kids. They piss the shit outta me!

redxapplexoxo 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:03

Piss the shit?

Iloveyencheck 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:16

hahaha

YtotsDI 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:33

my Fav kinda piss yum <3

diet_otaku 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:58

guess i was a weird kid. my mom told me i looked a lot like my dad and i understood that she meant the same eye color, hair color/texture, teeth, etc.

mdv95 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:00

ugly!

aback 4

Monday 27 July 2009 0:01

Wait till she settles down a little, then apologize for lying to her. Tell her you were just trying to make her feel better, because she's really going to look exactly like her dad.

halflife3isreal 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:04

YDI for being ugly.

madzi 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:58

Being ugly isn't something most people have control of. Neither is what other people define as "ugly" is.

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 27 July 2009 7:09

Of course ugliness is something you have control over! It's called plastic surgery!! *gag*

Puolukka 4

Monday 27 July 2009 11:38

Thank you madzi! One of the very few useful comments here. I just want to punch everyone who says "YDI for being ugly" when we have NO IDEA what the OP looks like. I've been called ugly before and neither my parents nor husband agree with that statement so...yea...to each their own it's all a matter of taste.

aphrodita 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:29

Haha, earlier today my mom looked at me standing next to my dad and told me I look a lot like him. My dad was like "Really, did you have to insult her like that?" xD

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