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Say it, don't spray it

By nr1234 - 24/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Spicy

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By anon - 08/12/2012 05:33 - United States

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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

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Raise the pressure

By Anonymous - 14/05/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By anonymous - 19/03/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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PsychoXtheXrapis 3

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:10

Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.

ambowew 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 11:53

You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!

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victorioustunnel 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:21

f HIS life

jklol11 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:23

eeeewww f his life not yours...

Livinia 11

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:30

I'd see a doctor about that...

Blueglasscup 18

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:33

At least you gave him an ******...? :D FYAHL (**** yours and his life).

akd1v 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:39

that must be nasty for you lol

vivek585 5

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:40

Oh wow, that reminds me of that one How I Met Your Mother episode. Barney was training some guy on how to pick up chicks at the bar but the guy kept getting a nosebleed every time he got an erection from looking at a hot girl. Robin made his nose bleed the worst but then again she IS an extremely gorgeous woman. If only she wasn't Canadian...LOL

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:42

Take two tampons and call me in the morning.

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:47

Not bad...

Jamialia 5

Tuesday 24 May 2011 12:51

well that makes things a little more messy then usual.

robc32ca 4

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:10

it started off he just got a nose bleed while he masturbated. but that's because his hand kept slipping off and hitting himself in the face

electricmaster 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:12

Anime nosebleeds are real!:D

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