Scams and Money: Scammed

Scammed

By Username - 04/08/2011 09:15 - United States

Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML

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By you fucking idiot - 19/12/2013 17:20 - United States - Union

Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML

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Pump and dump

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 16:00

Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML

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By Relevance - 13/08/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML

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Catfished!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 05:56

Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML

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I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack

By brokeandalone - 30/07/2013 05:09 - United States

Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

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Another one bites the dust

By KLO - 05/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out that my husband is an undercover crypto/NFT dipshit. I found this out when I looked at our joint account to find he had transferred a hell of a lot of actual money to some sort of BTC account with a dumb name. He now claims it's "the future", and I just "don't understand." FML

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Amazon addict

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML

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That's nice, but…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00

Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2021 11:01

Today, I was conned out of £50,000 by my own father, who everyone thought had been dead for 3 years. FML

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Bijaglo 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:56

Those Nigerian prince!!

coltsrock37 15

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:59

And you married this buffoon

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ashtree 12

Friday 5 August 2011 20:28

I didn't think ANYONE fell for those ridiculous scams. No offense. I guess there's always a few, and that's why they keep doing it.

devydev 1

Friday 5 August 2011 22:15

dumbass stole the joke from that 70s show

stancesil80 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:53

Hahahah suck a fat one

tri4realz 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 17:23

Punt!Punt!Punt!

tri4realz 3

Sunday 7 August 2011 17:25

What a maroon!

sparkles17 0

Monday 8 August 2011 4:05

Thats why you marry someone smart.

JurassicHole 5

Monday 8 August 2011 8:41

Sounds legit to me. It's not every day you get to bribe a politician!

MarioDragon 14

Wednesday 5 October 2011 5:55

especially a dead one

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 7:20

lol a suckers born every day lol and you married him fyl

breex33 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 1:48

Your husband sounds like a genius ^.^ lmao(:

an3ph 20

Sunday 25 May 2014 8:43

Tell your husband I have pills that will make his love life bigger.

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