Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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Hockeyboy4280 18

First ever guy to get excited over those words...

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deadxwedding84 5

Ouch. Maybe you should dump her?

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SunTzu2 9

Sounds like your doctor is treating you for some serious problem. I'm sorry for him too...

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lashes_to_ashes 14

F HER life. She can't be that bad if you didn't realise you hate her lol. So it sucks for her. Save her the hurt and please break up gently.

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DivineSunshine 1

Break up with her. Life is too short to be with somebody that you don't love passionately.

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RedPillSucks 31

Nah. Stay with her, man. Remember how close to your head that last brick through your window was? And how much did it cost to repair the paint job on your car? Psycho bitch sex can be awesome, just go with the flow.

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pnutbutternjelly 15

You are only making things bad for the both of you. It is unfair for you both to stay with her when you are not happy.

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Fisheyedfool7 2

What do you have that you can't have sex for two months? Hmm, sounds suspiciously like the clap to me! Dump her ya dirtbag.

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Seethatguy 3

"If you don't want to root for your team, then you should get the f**k out of the stadium." -Stan Marsh It wasn't exactly meant for this situation, but it works.

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